If I loved coffee any more, I’d bathe in it!  Wait?  That’s possible?

Sure is. Turns out, coffee and caffeine provide a number of benefits when applied to your skin.  And the good folks that make Wash With Joe Coffeemint Body Wash have done all the hard work of grinding and brewing and soapifying for you.  All you have to do is Wash With Joe.

According to Joe’s makers, the combination of ingredients in the body wash help to smooth and tighten skin, protect against UV rays, and keep the you from getting too smelly.  They also point out that coffee’s antioxidants have been shown to provide strong carcinogen protection.  Too boot, they even claim Wash With Joe can help ‘smooth the buttocks’ – and who couldn’t use some buttock smoothing (mild boot-trunk pun intended).

Wash With Joe is Certified – which means no animal testing – and is paraben free.  So you can feel good about your Arabica bath.  You can buy Wash With Joe on Joe’s website or check for a boutique near you.

Hopefully they’ll be coming-out with a Sasquatch Shampoo in the near future – after all, Izzit could use some anti-stank and serious buttock smoothing.  Seriously.  Until then – happy coffee bathing…